So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
This toilet bowl is my home.
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