I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Fuck appropriateness.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Alive.
So much puke
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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