You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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