Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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