I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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