I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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