She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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