he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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