sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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