How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I just threw up on my dentist
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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