The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
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I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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