do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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