Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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