Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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