I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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