She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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