My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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