Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high