just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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