We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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organizing the empties. That sober.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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