I feel like I'm in dance class right now
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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