the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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