Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Liz is crying about burritos again.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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