Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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