About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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