I hope mine doesn't look like that
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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