We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
did i walk over a car last night?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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