Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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