I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
This is the high leading the old right now
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
