I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
pop tarts are not kleenex
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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