and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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