You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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