your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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