Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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