There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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