Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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