ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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