I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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