Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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