woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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