If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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