He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Randomize
