I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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