i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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