like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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