My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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