I can tuck mytits in my pants
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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