ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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