Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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