Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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