ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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