i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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