If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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