im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I would ride that face into the sunset
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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