i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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