the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
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They are going to name an STD after you.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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